Music – What is it not?
Posted by Bug-E on 30th August 2005
I was forced to listen to what some might call music, last night in the car on the way home. It got me thinking. The term “music” no longer means what the dictionary has, see Wikipedia’s definition of music.
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To me, music was always something that you could potentially tap your foot to, hum the tune of, or perhaps sing a word or ten. Admittedly, one can make music with practically any instrument, even ones fashioned from naturally occurring items such as sea-shells or tree-trunks. Bang a stick on a tree-trunk and you have some make-shift drums. Fine. But nowadays, the word “music” is used to describe “songs” that you might hear on any given radio station. I can accept that too. However, when you get “artists” that shout, mumble, or talk (ie. rap) a “song”, it doesn’t sound like music to me.
The “song” in question was one of Eminem’s newer numbers. Dear god, can somebody please put that man out of his misery. And give him some anti-bacterial cream for his crotch, he seems to be holding it so often, I’m sure there’s something wrong there. This “song” was a mixture of weird sounds and talking crap. “Wait wait, this is a good part” I was told. I shut off completely, I couldn’t bare to subject my ears to such utter nonsense.
Now don’t get me wrong, I believe all forms of music have the right to be called music, including rap. I used to listen to Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and even the 2-live-crew about a decade ago, so I have some appreciation for rap. Heavy Metal? Ugh. Marilyn Manson? Shame, poor guy. He must have had a really fucked up childhood. These “metal” type “music” where the lead”singers” shout and scream some incomprehensible gibberish into the mic, how is that music? The screaming is spoiling the good backtrack the drummer and base guitarist is doing. For the love of all things good people, stop screaming and let those guys with the instruments do their thing!
I’m a bit of a fence-sitter when it comes to answering “So what type music do you like?”. I don’t like any specific type of music, and generally like any songs that the radio blares out at me. I don’t buy albums, I buy compilations, generally of the Pop variety. Compilations just give you a better spread of “good” music than an album would. (There are exceptions, i own some Blink 182, Green Day, Lenny Kravitz and other’s albums, they’re all good…), but it’s rare that I buy a CD. When it comes to music, one could call me a sheep I suppose. There haven’t been a lot of REAL good groups that made music since the 80’s. The 90’s were filled with electronic groups. 70’s? God knows, I was born in the 70’s, so never listened to the music from then. The new millennium? Well, there’s just over 4 years left to make an impression. From what I’ve seen, things can only improve.
But please, I wish, I wish that Eminem and his cronies get a pain in their ass and never release anything ever again. And what’s with the changing of names all the time? Prince changed his name to some stupid symbol thing (What was *that* all about???), P Diddy’s changed his name a couple of times, Eminem tried it, Marriah Carey tried it, and now there’s talk of aliases being for some artists to minimise piracy? Pah. If it’s out there, it’s going to get pirated, and when it gets pirated, the RIAA is going to slap some phantom monetary figure of how much piracy is costing them, bla bla bla. George Michael had the right idea with releasing his album for free. I’m no economist, but I’d bet that if an album was released simultaneously online (for free) and sold on a CD in stores, the CD sales will still happen. Probably as much as it is now.
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OK, that’s it. Finished ranting. I know, it’s a bunch of unrelated complaints, if you don’t like it, screw you, and go read Garfield or something.
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